A Tale of Mixed-Up Massachusetts Destinations
Let’s talk about that hilarious moment when your elderly aunt says she’s heading to a “grass store” in central Massachusetts, and you have to clarify whether she means the lawn and garden center or Cady Brook Cannabis. These navigational mishaps happen more often than you’d think in Webster and the surrounding areas!
Speaking of confusion, here are some real-life mix-ups we’ve heard about:
• The garden club ladies who accidentally walked into our cannabis dispensary looking for fertilizer (Though, technically, they weren’t entirely wrong about finding growing expertise!)
• The teenager who brought his mom to buy “pot” – she was looking for kitchen supplies
• The elderly gentleman who thought CBD meant “Complete Backyard Design”
If you’re in Southbridge, Charlton, or anywhere around central Mass, here’s a helpful tip: When someone says they’re “going to pick up some flower,” it’s worth asking for clarification. Are we talking petunias or premium cannabis? There’s quite a difference between ending up at a garden center in Sturbridge versus finding your way to our welcoming dispensary!
And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, both types of stores technically sell plants. But you probably shouldn’t try smoking the geraniums from your local garden center (Please don’t. Seriously.).
For our friends in Dudley, Fiskdale, and beyond, here’s a foolproof way to know you’re in the right place:
• Garden center: Mostly older folks discussing soil pH levels
• Cannabis dispensary: All ages discussing terpene profiles
• Garden center: “This will look lovely on your patio”
• Cannabis dispensary: “This will make your patio look lovely”
Remember, whether you’re in Webster or wandering through Southbridge, we’re here to help you find exactly what you’re looking for – as long as what you’re looking for isn’t actual lawn grass. Although we do appreciate the irony when someone asks us about “grass maintenance.”
Next time you’re planning a trip to central Massachusetts, just remember: One type of store will help you grow your garden, while we’ll help you grow your perspective on modern wellness. Just make sure your GPS knows the difference!
Just remember to bring your valid ID, and maybe leave the garden shears at home. We’ve got everything else you need right here at Cady Brook Cannabis!